{"store":{"baseInfo":{"podcastTitle":"Deep Drifters Podcast","slug":"deepdrifters","podcastDescription":"A mostly improvised Sci-Fi comedy about a sentient space ship and a microscopic colony of organisms who broadcast findings, reports, and rambles as they drift through the cosmos.","podcastLogo":"https://pbcdn1.podbean.com/imglogo/image-logo/12243618/DeepDriftersPodcast_Art2021_small_inxwgy.jpg","podcastShareLogo":null,"podcastUrl":"https://deepdrifters.podbean.com","podcastCanSearched":false,"feedUrl":"https://feed.podbean.com/deepdrifters/feed.xml","theme":"elegant","podcastDeepLink":"https://www.podbean.com/pw/pbblog-26srx-bad2a2?from=usersite","removePodbeanBranding":"no","brandingLogo":null,"timeZone":{"timeZoneId":15,"gmtAdjustment":"GMT-05:00","useDaylightTime":1,"value":-5,"text":"(GMT-05:00) Eastern Time (US & Canada)","daylightStartTime":"Second Sunday Of March +2 Hours","daylightEndTime":"First Sunday Of November +2 Hours","timezone":"America/New_York"},"podcastDownloads":null,"totalEpisodes":7,"showComments":true,"iOSAppDownloadLink":null,"customizeCssUrl":null,"androidAppDownloadLink":null,"showPostShare":true,"showLike":true,"author":"Ben Miller and Jesse T Pattison","enableEngagementStats":false,"shareEmbedLink":"https://admin5.podbean.com/embed.html?id=pbblog-26srx-bad2a2-playlist","language":"en","sensitivitySessionExpireTime":3600,"podcastApps":[{"name":"Apple Podcasts","link":"https://podcasts.apple.com/us/podcast/deep-drifters-podcast/id1574775095","image":"https://pbcdn1.podbean.com/fs1/site/images/admin5/apple-podcast.png","title":null},{"name":"Podbean App","link":"https://www.podbean.com/pw/pbblog-26srx-bad2a2?from=usersite","image":"https://pbcdn1.podbean.com/fs1/site/images/admin5/podbean-app.png","title":null}],"components":{"base":[{"id":"MainStyle","val":"light"},{"id":"Font","val":"Avenir"},{"id":"SecondaryFont","val":"Avenir"},{"id":"PlayerColor","val":"#8fc31f"},{"id":"PlayerStyle","val":"player1"},{"id":"PlayerWave","val":"show"},{"id":"Favicon","val":null},{"id":"CookiesNotice","val":"hide"},{"id":"CookiesNoticeContent","val":"

Cookies Notice

This website uses cookies to improve your experience while you navigate through the website. By using our website you agree to our use of cookies.

"}],"home-header":[{"id":"HomeHeaderTextColor","val":"#000000"},{"id":"HomeHeaderBackgroundColor","val":"#ffffff"}],"page-header":[{"id":"PageHeaderTextColor","val":"#ffffff"},{"id":"PageHeaderBackgroundColor","val":"#868686"}],"episode-list":[{"id":"EpisodeListType","val":"simple-list"},{"id":"EpisodesPerPage","val":10},{"id":"EpisodeStats","val":"show"}],"navigation":[{"id":"NavigationFontColor","val":"#000000"},{"id":"NavigationBackgroundColor","val":"#e9e9e9"},{"id":"NavigationSearch","val":"show"},{"id":"NavigationLinks","val":[{"id":"Home","type":"Link","value":"/","text":"Home","subitems":[]},{"id":"Subscribe","type":"Link","value":"https://www.podbean.com/site/podcatcher/index/blog/b8yv5Et2jI7p","text":"Subscribe","subitems":[]},{"id":"Profile","type":"Link","value":"https://www.podbean.com/user-vMbkqqhKjf6G","text":"Profile","subitems":[]}]}],"footer":[{"id":"FooterType","val":"Footer2"},{"id":"FooterFontColor","val":"#ffffff"},{"id":"FooterBackgroundColor","val":"#000000"},{"id":"FooterCopyright","val":"Copyright 2021 All rights reserved."},{"id":"SocialMediaLinks","val":{"facebook_username":"","twitter_username":"","instagram_username":"","youtube_username":"","linkedin_username":""}}],"customize-container1":[],"customize-container2":[]},"allLinks":[],"mainStylesDefaultSettings":null,"defaultCustomizeComponents":null,"scripts":["https://www.googletagmanager.com/gtag/js?id=G-TP93LLY3WQ","\n window.dataLayer = window.dataLayer || [];\n function gtag(){dataLayer.push(arguments);}\n gtag('js', new Date());\n\n gtag('config', 'G-TP93LLY3WQ',{'allow_enhanced_conversions':true});\n"],"metas":null,"appConfig":{"package":"com.podbean.app.podcast","app_store_id":973361050,"app_name":"Podbean","scheme":"podbean"},"customizeCss":null,"canEditCss":null,"enableJsCodeInCustomizeContent":false,"enabledIframeCodeInCustomizeContent":false,"sectionMaxCount":10,"enableEditorLink":false,"enableEditCookiesNotice":false,"siteRedirectToFeed":false,"podcatcherRssUrl":null,"showFeed":true,"showTopBar":true,"enableWebSiteLike":true,"organizationName":null,"organizationPageLink":null},"backToListUrl":"/","tinymceLoaded":false,"listEpisodes":[],"userLikedEpisodes":[],"userLikeCheckedEpisodes":[],"topBarIframeLoaded":false,"listTotalCount":0,"listTotalPage":0,"listPage":0,"listType":"all","listValue":"","listName":"","pageLoading":false,"apiBaseUrl":"https://deepdrifters.podbean.com","apiCommonParams":{"t":"684ec0d3","clientSignature":"d25d2e1701a5618adbd57299c67646b4","u":null,"customizing":null},"apiCommonHeaders":{},"comments":[],"commentsTotalCount":0,"commentsTotalPage":0,"commentsPage":1,"commentEpisodeId":"pb17391680-zg48j","episode":{"id":"pb17391680","idTag":"zg48j","title":"004 Little Ditty About Jeff and Diane","logo":"https://pbcdn1.podbean.com/imglogo/image-logo/12243618/DeepDriftersPodcast_Art2021_small_inxwgy_300x300.jpg","shareLogo":null,"largeLogo":"https://pbcdn1.podbean.com/imglogo/image-logo/12243618/DeepDriftersPodcast_Art2021_small_inxwgy.jpg","previewContent":null,"content":"

After rambling on Tarren Earth, taking tooth, bobbing apples, fan engagement, holes and openings, and blowing hard... Tiberius chats about a sexually affirmative text exchange between apes Jeff and Diane without any interruptions from the Pretas Cutsies about bug bladder beasts or limbless stumps in eternal damnation. Samuela Carfuetas is totally not made up.

","publishTimestamp":1626920688,"duration":859,"mediaUrl":"https://mcdn.podbean.com/mf/web/5ewvhp/DeepDrifters_004_LittleDittyJeff-Diane_RM.mp3","mediaType":"audio/mpeg","shareLink":"https://admin5.podbean.com/embed.html?id=pb-zg48j-1096040","likedCount":0,"deepLink":"https://www.podbean.com/ew/pb-zg48j-1096040","transcriptUrl":null,"permalink":"/e/004-little-ditty-about-jeff-and-diane/","downloadLink":"https://www.podbean.com/media/share/pb-zg48j-1096040?download=1","fallbackResource":null,"fallbackResourceMimetype":null,"downloadCount":30,"status":"publish","hasMoreContent":false,"chaptersUrl":null,"explicit":true},"episodeShareLink":null,"deepLink":"https://www.podbean.com/ew/pb-zg48j-1096040","playlist":{"episodes":[],"current":0,"start":0,"stop":0,"playing":true,"playerLoading":true,"playbackRate":1,"playbackRateIndex":1},"toasts":[],"confirm":null,"customizeEditorFormZIndex":999,"lastRequestTime":null,"validateChangesOnBeforeunload":true,"windowWidth":1000,"VITE_FS1_CDN_URL_PREFIX":"https://pbcdn1.podbean.com/fs1","reloadStats":false,"userIdEncrypted":null,"userProfilePicture":null,"username":null,"isVerified":false,"loadUserInfo":false,"loginUrl":"https://www.podbean.com/site/user/login?return=https%253A%252F%252Fdeepdrifters.podbean.com%252Fe%252F004-little-ditty-about-jeff-and-diane%252F&rts=0318e32749b11fa59f484e82fc0564e8bdd754ba","recaptchaV3Loaded":false,"recaptchaV2Loaded":false,"likesLoaded":false,"commentLikeMap":{},"commentOffset":0},"episode":{"id":"pb17391680","idTag":"zg48j","title":"004 Little Ditty About Jeff and Diane","logo":"https://pbcdn1.podbean.com/imglogo/image-logo/12243618/DeepDriftersPodcast_Art2021_small_inxwgy_300x300.jpg","shareLogo":null,"largeLogo":"https://pbcdn1.podbean.com/imglogo/image-logo/12243618/DeepDriftersPodcast_Art2021_small_inxwgy.jpg","previewContent":null,"content":"